Am emergency message from the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos:
As you all know, Don Imus was fired last night by CBS radio for his use of the phrase "nappy-headed hos" on the radio in describing the women's (used loosely since they would kick the crap of lil' whitey me) Rutgers basketball team. This was all because of the Reverend Al Sharpton and his use of the airwaves and media outlets (fucking n***er, fill in the stars.)
It has come to the attention of the general manager that there has been another use of slander and racism in describing this team, the Bay Ridge Wopdagos. In describing what the Bay Ridge Wopdagos should use to boost their lineup, the reference to "braicola" is slanderish and racist and unfounded. No one on the Bay Ridge Wopdagos has "braicola" to swing, since all are non-Italian.
Hence forth, these are the Bay Ridge Wopdagos' demands:
1. Changing of "braicola" to the more appropriate term, "sausage"
2. Damages in the sum of $25 (people need money to go out tonight)
3. A group of 26 beautiful women so that on the next road trip the Bay Ridge Wopdagos has, they are there to provide services to these faithful men.
To the commissioner: Please see that these demands are met otherwise I will have to get Rev. Al Sharpton on your ass like he did with Tawana Brawley (lying nappy-headed ho.)
Thank you and good night,
The general manager of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos
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1 comment:
I in no way meant to degrade the proud people of Italian-America by referencing the Wapdagos' lack of braicola. I was simply implying that they were short in the wang department, which as everyone knows is the furthest thing from the truth of those of Italian descent. Nor was it in any way an insult to the collection of eunuchs that the Bay Ridge owner has assembled for play in the NFSL. It was merely an observation of fact. I apologize for any misunderstandings.
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