08 April 2007

Message from the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos

As we can see, we are in our first full matchup of the year, and it feels good knowing that my players are performing exactly the way that we needed them to. I feel that our team is sending the right message out to all the other teams in the league that if you do not have the offensive firepower that we have, you will have a tough time in beating us. The long understanding that pitching wins championships was thought of by someone that never played fantasy baseball. As shown by this early matchup, pitching means nothing, hitting is everything.

On that note, it is time to welcome our newest pitchers, Antonio Alfonseca, Brandon Backe, Mike DeJean, and some other guy...welcome to the team and here is your complementry hair gel...

As Gino the Ginny would say, "They're pumping the mega mix"

In other news, the Wopdagos are sad to say that they have lost a tremendous member to their organization. I am not at liberty to say who this person is due to a gag order imposed by my lawyers.

All players (even the tremendous offensive lineup that I impose at will against you all) are on the block and trade offers will be reviewed and weighed.

Thank you.

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