The trade pistons are pumping as the Empire has struck again acquiring 1B/OF Nick Swisher and RP Jorge Julio from the Kane Nines for new RP Brett Myers and 3B Adrian Beltre. The long-haired playboy slugger (left, scoring) adds much needed thump to the Shaolin offense, while Myers gives Philly another Phillie to cry over up close and personal. When asked to comment on his new employer, Myers declined to comment before returning to beating his wife.
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