Big Papi and Chone are on the block and the Ducks are hearing all offers?
In a recent interview, Ducks Manager Emmanuel Lewis stated that the team was going to have to make some wholesale changes in the immediate future, and didn't rule out the possibility of anyone on the team being traded. "We've gotta get better, and quick." Said Lewis. "You can't win without pitchers, and right now, it seems all of ours are on the DL, and we've got some major holes to fill. It reminds me of when Ma'am and George Papodopolous gave me a new bike, but I didn't know how to ride it. I had to learn quick!"
In other news, the Ducks named Billy Ripken their new Hitting Coach. Ripken, better known as "Fu*k Face" for his 1989 Fleer Card, said "I'm happy to be here. If we could only get some arms, we might have a chance."
06 April 2007
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Mike- its a shame you listened to Rob about all those lame armed pitchers you drafted.
Or it could be that he is just getting smacked around by the huge offensive powerhouse of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos...
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