07 April 2007
10 yrs experience ??
Recently it was uncovered that the Westphalia Sheperds Owner Eric'Chatta Box" Bokina lied on his res'ume when he bragged of having 10 years experience in fantasy. An alert investigative reporter uncovered that in fact Bokina is a ROOKIE to fantasy !!!---After reviewing the information the commisioner has put Bokina on a 1 year probation period during which time he must not tell another FIB !---When the commisioner was asked why Bokina wasn't expelled from the league he replied "Mr. Bokina was a military Officer and therefore I feel he will eventually contribute to this league."
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I have been caught and I am sincerely sorry. I guess its obvious that I have never played before and my ridiculous charade is over. I hope everyone will take it easy on me for the rest of the season. As for the part about me being a former military officer, I'm not even sure thats true anymore. Please excuse me while I go sit in a corner and cry. P.S. Does Chris B. Young really have 7 RBI's already? Yahoooooooooooooooo
Santa, the Easter Bunny, God, now this. What's left for a boy to believe in?
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