Hello everyone, and welcome to what is going to shape up to be a fine season. But first, I want to introduce my new assistant general manager, Vinny Nutella.
Heyyo, whats up in here. I gotta says dis...dis is @#$%ed up...who came up with this name for this team??? Wopdagos? With out papers you piece of @#(*&R(#*&$&#@!!!
And everyone, that was my former assistant general manager, Vinny Nutella...now go inside and blow your brains out with your gun...
So, anyway, my first order of business is that I am accepting applications to the Frankie Wilders Fan Club. For only $49.95 a month, you get some cool stuff that is being worked on right now. More information to come as soon as you sign up!
Second order of business is that I will be accepting applications for my new assistant general manager as soon as someone dumps Vinny's lifeless body in the East River.
Third, I will be introducing other people of my front office and coaching staff as the season goes on. Be on the lookout for these colorful cast of characters coming to a blog near you.
Next posting in a week.
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Now, that's what I'm talking about. Thanks.
Of course, I wish you found something more constructive to do with your time than wallow in tired racial stereotypes. You know, like washing the grease out of your hair or ironing your wife-beaters or something.
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