Dear Mr. Selig

If you are looking for an appropriate course of action to take with regards to Barry Bonds' failed amphetamine test might I suggest four months of seclusion in Glynco, GA with nothing more than a laptop and a dial-up connection. Outside of sending Bonds to the Lids store at the local mall and not letting him out until he finds a fitted hat that actually fits his bulbous head, I think this is the most cruel and unusual punishment you could dole out.

If you don't feel this appropriate just come and see for yourself...