A message from the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos

Hello all again. This is the general manager of the most storied franchise in Brooklyn, the Bay Ridge Wopdagos. I am proud to announce our new assisant general manager, Gino the Guido. You can see all that Gino has to say here: http://www.youttube.com/v/4_RzJc_nc94


We have also announced our new manager, Miss New York herself, Bethlene Pancoast, who is a resident of Bay Ridge. Unfortunately, her nose was not able to make this press conference since it is still in Las Vegas because of Homeland Security. http://www.missnewyork.org/competition-info/national-contestants.asp?state=New+York&year=2007&contestantName=&GO=GO%21

Now, I know that some of you have been looking at our minor league picks and wondering, what the hell is he doing? Rest assured, I do have my general manager of the minor league squad, the Alibaba Cameljockeys' own Shraif Adubl Jabbar Mohammed, to explain. Shraif?

(Speaking something in camel language, can't understand...)

Thanks Shraif. The applications for the Frankie Wilders Fan Club are pouring in! Thanks for all the support that you have bestowed upon me. Membership kits are in the mail now and will be arriving by draft day. Of course, if you want to wait until then, I will be bringing a limited supply of kits with me, so they will go fast! Be the first on line!

We here at the Bay Ridge Wopdagos pride ourselves in knowing what it takes to put a winning ballclub on the field. Of course, it starts with great, young talent. With that being said, let me introduce you to our first two minor league draft choices, James Loney and Felix Pie. These two young men may not come up to the majors this year, but rest assured, they will make a HUGE impact next year and the year after. Thanks guys. You may now go because its naptime and you just had your bottles.

Thank you all for attending today's press conference, and I will leave you with this:

No matter if the groundhog sees his shadow or not, it is still 7 weeks till spring.

Frankie Wilders, the general manager of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos.