A message from the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos

A meesage from the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos

It's been a while since a press release came out, so it's time for one. And no, this has nothing to do with the latest power rankings that have come out (we'll get to those also.)

This has to do with the latest incident involving one of our superstars, third baseman Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod to the little folk.) The New York Post is reporting today that he was photographed entering a strip club in Toronto with an unidentified blonde woman. Apparently, this woman in the photo is not his wife, but a white-trash whore (can I say whore? Sure...why not?) for likes it both ways. Of course, there is no complaint if a woman goes both ways from this general manager (as long as I get to videotape it.) Here in the general manager's office, while we do not agree with his actions, understand that it is his choice to go get some. We wish him well and hope he doesn't pull a Kobe.

The power rankings that have just came out has irked the office and sparked interest (in what, I don't know.) It is amazing that this team has been able to put together a powerhouse team on such little pitching talent. The fact that the league keeps overlooking this fact and harps on this team having Rodriguez only is troublesome. How can you forget the reigning American League MVP, Justin Morneau? After a brief slump, he has gone back to completely and utterly destroying the ball. And before he went on the DL, the STEAL (self thinking) of the draft, Shawn Hill? What he doesn't have in record (I blame the Nats), he makes up in ERA, K's, WHIP, etc.

With Jon Lester on the horizon and Howie Kendrick back to his old dominant .OPB ways, this team will be a formiable one to deal with. I hope that everyone in my division (yes, you read that right, MY DIVISION) will be prepared to be slug it out.

In other news, the Bay Ridge Wopdagos would like to announce that they are currently looking to trade Juan Pierre. Pierre was quoted as saying, "Ryan Church is better then me? YIKES! GET ME OFF THIS TEAM!" E-mail the team office for any interest.

Thanks and regards,
the GM of the Bay Ridge Wopdagos